my friend just accidentally called our math teacher “honey” and he replied “yes dear”
Im sorry but this has had me in stitches for the past 10 minutes now xD
I just entered in the Tom Hiddleston tag.
It’s a one-way trip
There’s no way out.
Welcome to the dark side…cookie?
#look at how stressed out tom was when joss said ‘not humbled’ #it was as if his brain was trying to buffer what ‘not humbled’ means
That tag.
he’s like ‘joss, joss what are you saying, joss’
“Oh dear, there goes my gentleman image, it’s all right Joss, I forgive you! Bless you, I’m sure it was just a mistake”
reblogging again new comments
*waves hand* “I am, I am Loki, of asgard, and I am burdened with glorious humbleness”
(Source: mishasteaparty)
People around me: omfg i didn't know potatoes walked
I’d love to sit there and just drink my tea, listening to the rain
I’d love to have sex there and listen to the rain between moans
there are two kinds of peoplei want that blanket more than anything
Why not do both?
(Source: shellytothebelly)
Demonstration on how a lot of girls probably achieve the beloved “thigh gap”.
Push your hips back, knees slightly apart. Tada, you have now given hundreds of girls a delusional hatred for their body amd made them think something is seriously wrong with them just because their thighs touch.Everyone signal boost the fuck out of this ok
preach.
when people talk about the way girls dress and say “respect yourself ladies”
I get
so
fucking
mad
because like I respect myself I think I’m awesome I am an A+ human being
but I also know my ass looks great in this dress
Preach!
